Astrology : How to Spot a Sagittarius

By | September 12, 2019


Hi. I’m the Star Goddess. And here’s how you
spot a Sagittarius. It’s pretty easy to spot a Sagittarius, because normally they are running
by you, headed off on an adventure or travel. They’re ruled by the planet Jupiter. These
guys are the optimistic rolling stones of the Zodiac, traveling great distances to pursue
their quest. These guys have great buns, great thighs, great legs- much like John F. Kennedy
Jr. They’re long and leggy, like Tina Turner. And they’re the athletes of the zodiac, like
Steve Yeager, Tino Martinez, Boris Becker, and Billie Jean King. These are the travelers
of the zodiac, rarely staying in one place long enough to put down roots. They have big,
long, horse-shaped faces, like Dick Van Dyke. And unusually large teeth, much like Britney
Spears. They have long, well-muscled torsos, big hands and feet. You can spot them at the
track or chatting up anybody who cares to listen. And you can always see them backing
away from someone whose feelings they’ve just hurt with their tactless words and thoughtless
manner. So that’s how you pick a Sagittarian out of the crowd. I’m Janet Sciales, the Star
Goddess. And that’s better living through astrology.

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