-I’m a Scorpio, which means I am
passionate. And when I get drunk I like to
tell people I love them.
With my mouth. On theirs. -A little secret about me,
didn’t get circumcised
until I was 18 years old. Hey guys, you think you know
what pain is. You have no idea!
-I’m a Gemini which means I’ll
have no problem at this party
because I can talk to anybody! Including
myself, what’s up? I’m so charming.
-I’m a Picses you know? So I’m
not 100% aware of my surrounding
all the time. I mean I’m not like perfect
person who reads all the details
in the invite. And knows like exactly what’s
going on at all time. -I am super friendly, but in the
Because I always need someone to
hang out with.
friend that was never married, I am like a recently divorced What are you doing later? Can I
come home with you? -Don’t say another goddamn word
about Britney Spears, she’s an
American treasure! Oh look the line got shorter. -Can I get something for you? Is
there anything you need? Can I get you some what?
Integrity, That’s what you need. – I have that. Your fly is open.
Yea. -What do they say about Taurus
-They say your stubborn. Definitely not, definitely not
stubborn. Never been stubborn in
my entire life. -Todd! Todd! Are you okay?! Todd from accounting! I can give
you the heimlich.
I got you buddy! Todd! Todd! -Well Aries are impatient but I
find that hard to believe.
I’ve been very patient waiting
for the hors d’oeuvres.
Where are the hors d’oeuvres? It’s bruschetta! It’s
bruschetta! It takes no time. -See I totally disagree. See in
Argentina it’s all about rice
and beans so that’s what leads to the fracking. Oh I just confused fracking and
starting again! Stefany wait! -Great choice on the crimson
read…. How did, how did you
do? You’re such a fucking loser. -Do you got a little Hanson? A
little mm-bop. -I don’t have mm-bob but I do
have go fuck yourself.
-Huh? – That’s my jam. Haha. Go fuck
yourself. Go fuck yourself.