PREDICTING DAN’S FUTURE!

By | October 18, 2019


Phil: Hey guys! Dan: Whaddup Phil: So I’m here with Daniel Both: OOOOOH Phil: It’s the first video since the rebrand Phil: I’ve decided to rebrand as well.. Dan: What are you called now? Phil: I’m gonna rebrand myself- Dan: Phillip Lester? Phil: No, to the concept of seeing a dog which can only be expressed by people without tongues. Dan: Wow. Dan: What does that look like if someone was to write that? Phil: It sounds a bit like this. *weird mouth noise* Phil: And it’s a color only visible by dogs. Dan: I think that really reflects who you are, Phil. Phil: Thank you! Dan: So this room looks exactly the same as the last one. Phil: It does! Phil: I actually got a crane and just lifted the entire room (Dan: Deposit it) to the other apartment. Dan: The lights have been upgraded though. Phil: They have! Dan: The twigs aren’t just loosely balanced against the wall anymore. Phil: They’ve evolved. Dan: So what fun do you have planned for us today, Phil? Phil: Well today- Dan: or should I say Both: *weird mouth noises* Phil: Sorry. Dan: I- we apologize. Phil: Today, I thought I could read your future! Phil: As I did a video reading my own future and everyone was like, “do it with Dan! Do it with Dan!” Dan: Of COURSE they did! Phil: And one of them just goes, *lower voice* “DO IT WITH DAN” Phil: So… Phil: I think he meant something else…( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dan: *makes a face of horror* Phil: So, I thought I could read your future. Phil: Do you believe in psychic-ness? Dan: I believe and also not believe everything in a perfectly average amount- Phil: No c’mon! Dan: of course its not f**king real! Phil: It is real! Dan: Nothings- what, oh yeah yeah, give me the scientifically proven whatever the frick you’re gonna do Phil: Sometimes i’ve had a dream, and then i’ve woken up and the dream has happened. Dan: Well there we go. Phil: Yeah Phil: Had a crumpet in my dream, woke up, had a crumpet, (powers) Dan: Magic is real, you’re all getting your hogwarts letters tomorrow. Phil: PHASE ONE: Magic 8 ball! Dan: AH yes, *groans* Phil: The trusty thing from all american teen high schools. Dan: This is so real. Phil: ‘right Dan: A teen high school? Phil: Yeah, like in teen high school dramas, they’re always like (Dan: Teen high school dramas?) “Trusty magic 8 ball, is Kyle gonna marry me?” Dan: Is that a thing? Okay, sure. Phil: You may rely on it Dan: Haha look out for a mysterious stranger called Kyle, Phil. Phil: Where’s Kyle? Phil: Alright, first question… Dan: What? I have to ask? Phil: Okay, I’ll ask. Is Dan wrong about Psychic powers? Dan: Well, you ready people? Phil: “Outlook not so good” Dan: That means that the outlook of me not being wrong is right. Dan: Yasss ball bro Phil: Back it up! Phil: It’s just trying to be mysterious… Ball bro? Dan: Do I have a soul? (oddly sexy music) Dan: Oh my god! Phil: What… What? You reached the corner. Dan: It’s perfectly… Can they, Can they see this? Phil: What? It’s just a white dot! Dan: The 8ball is perfectly upside down that is the only thing that it could rotate to where there is no answer Phil: What? Dan: What does that mean? Dan: I have so much not of a soul that I just broke the frickin 8 ball? Phil: you are so beyond having a soul that that’s what it means Dan: Will any of my dreams come true? (more oddly sexy music) Dan: “Outlook not so good.” Okay, I-I’ve had enough of the eight ball. Phil: It’s cause you offended it. Dan: Well… You know you should just go- go hang out with the other spherical objects Phil: Will I ever own a dog? Phil: “Most likely.” Both: OoOooO Dan: Dog is RISING! Phil: PHASE TWO: Tarot Cards Dan: Haha. Okay, to be fair this is what I was actually like semi excited for. Phil: Are you excited about this??? Dan: Yeah I was excited for it. Phil: So, get a vibe from the Tarot cards, you’re not allowed to touch them, you can only look at them Dan: I’m vibing so hard right now… Phil: Vibing it? Dan: Y-you’re holding them a bit too close to my face, I’m a bit scared… Phil: OoOOh Magic… fortunes…. Phil: So, what I’m gonna do is I’m going to shuffle the cards and I want you to think about last year, this year, and your future year. Dan: I was on tour… I’m recovering from tour… Phil: 2019-2018. Phil: okAy Dan: I have no idea what I’m doing with my life… Phil: And at some point you’re gonna get a tingle… Dan: Okay, yeah.. Phil: And when you get that tingle as it gets more intense.. Dan: Chlamydia. *Phil laughs* Phil: *Laughing* You- chlamydia? Are you thinking about the koala again? Dan: I don’t have chlamydia. Phil: Right. You’ll get the tingle and then you say stop and I will reveal- Dan: STOP Phil: oooh. So here is your first card… the Chariot. *ding* Dan: Woooooow Phil: So that’s your first one… Dan: Something that avoids people from having to walk. Okay I relate to that. Phil: Okay, next card! Next Card! Keep thinking! Phil: So tell me when you get to that moment. Dan: So many shows… Both: so little time…. Phil: One show per week that we could not avoid… Dan: *mumbleleling* to STOP! Phil: Next one… Dan: I meant to stop singing but that was alright… Phil: See if it was upside down that would mean something terrible but it’s the right-way up. And it is.. *Dramatic tuba* *Phil laughs out of surprise* Dan: What??? Phil: It’s the card for this year! Dan: What d’you mean??? Dan: D E A T H !!! Phil: It’s the death card! Dan: Great! So, the death card represents this year. Phil: Oooooh… I mean- Phil: Let’s just move on quickly to the happy bunny card… Dan: Phil~~ Y-You’re not selling psy- I think- I think they – I think the universe heard me dissing fortune telling and now fortune telling is out to get me. Phil: It is after you. Dan: Think about the FUTUREEEEEE—–STOP! Phil: Ooooh Dan: Wot? Phil: I don’t know what this means… THE ACE OF WANDS. Dan: THE ACE OF WANDS??? Phil: I mean its a c e. Dan: That’s so much more exciting than a spade. Phil: As northern Phil would have said it… the eaHSE of wands Both: *northern accent* A C E Dan: So now what? Phil: So are you ready for some cold, hard facts? Dan: I’m ready for those tarot-y factarinos, Phil. Phil: I’m gonna hit you with my fortune… …stick. Dan: So my 2016 pondering was the Chariot. Phil: 2016. “Completion and triumph. Ah- *Starts coughing/dying* Phil: *Hitting chest* IT’S DEATH! IT’S ME! HELP! *More coughing* Dan: Did you literally just inhale something? Phil: I inhaled my own saliva, or a small moth, I’m not sure. Dan: Okay. Phil: “All your hard work payed off, and endeavors were crowned with success. It was entirely deserved.” Is this TATINOF? Dan: I mean, that’s- Phil: Is it like, “Yay we worked really hard on something!” Dan: I hate it when it makes sense… Phil: Yeah. Phil: “You may have had to constantly defend your position in order to get through a difficult time, but now-” Dan: Surviving on tour, Phil: “But now you can afford to relax, and enjoy yourself a little bit.” Dan: 2017! Phil: “You won’t always need to protect your personality with battle armour.” Both: WOW! Phil: That’s deep! Dan: The rebranding on the horizon! Phil: YES! You all should take that turn! Dan: OH MY GOD~ Dan: Drop those placentas and let the real you shine! Phil: Yeah! Dan: Okay 2017… was- was… Both: DEATH! Phil: Death Phil: How can I make death positive? Phil: “The ending of a cycle of events, So new opportunities will arrive, letting go of your past pain and old ways in associating-” Dan: F**K OFF! Phil: This is what it says! Dan: F**K! WHERE!?!? Phil: “Letting go of old ways and associations allowing you to embrace the next phase of your life wholeheartedly.” Dan: WHAT THE FFFFUUUU??!?!? Phil: I TOLD YOU! Dan: oKaY.. Phil: “Great opportunities await.” See I told you it was a good card! Dan: Stop slapping the book! Phil: I’m excited because- Dan: Slapping your knee, slapping me, Phil: The fortune telling is real! Dan: But you know what that means, Phil: What? Dan: If- because of the other two just being facts, that means whatever the heck the Ace of Wands is, is literally, definitely going to be what happens. Phil: The spear through your soul! Dan: *Laughs* Dan gets impaled on a fence while gardening, let’s find out! Phil: Oooh! This card shows “Masculine creative ener-” What’s masculine energy!? Dan: Masculine creative Energy!? Phil: Masculinity! Dan: What’s that- I’m going to become a life model? I’ll get my butt out for the internet. Phil: And artistic inspiration! Maybe you’ll break the internet with your butt! Dan: Wooow. Dan: So, what does that mean? That this year that I’m just recovering, and next year i’m going to be inspired? *Laughs* Phil: Are you going to become an Art-eest??????????? Dan: Maybe… yeah. Phil: Maybe you could paint a mural! Dan: Of, what? Something masculine? A car, *Phil laughs* Dan: Putin, naked on a car. Phil: Wow Dan: That would get everyone arrested… Phil: Oooh Dan, “Your fertile ideas…” *Both laugh* Phil: “Come into fruition” Dan: I’ll get into erotic writing.. Phil: OOH! Phil: You’ll be a fanfiction writer! Dan: Phiiiil, I’ll be a published, trashy writer. Like 50 Shades of Grey. Phil: Are you saying Fanfiction writers can’t be published? Dan: Phil I literally just said 50 Shades of Grey, Phil that is fanfiction getting published. Dan: I’m like, shook now. Phil: SHOOK! Dan: Everything has just been flipped. Is this the end? Phil:No no no Phil: There is one more, which is, Dan: Is this gonna- Phil: Banana fortune telling! Phil: This- This is- Dan: You literally just went: 8 Ball, Tarot cards, that were strangely true, and now what am I doing? Phil: Yeah, this is done in western Australia. First of all you have to peel the banana Dan: who peels bananas this way? Phil: Yeah Both: There’s some people out there who do it and you’re weird Phil: And that’s how monkeys do it Dan: Ooh Strong break Dan: How much do I need to peel? Phil: Well it needs to be out so get the banana out, you can eat it if you want Dan: I’ve never peeled out a whole banana before. Phil: Wooow! Dan: I feel like this is the most inappropriate thing that has been on AmazingPhil ever. Phil: *Giggles* Dan: Okay. Phil: Okay, now you have to pull your sleeve back *wut* *horse noises* Phil: What?! This is how to do it! Dan: Yeah… Phil: And then rest it along your arm. Dan: *laughs* Dan: NOOO WHat ThE FU- Phil: And then I want you to close your eyes. Dan: F**k off, you’re pranking me right now! Phil: No I’m not! I’m not! Just do it! Dan: Australia, you need to sort your life out Phil: You have to start tapping it. Phil: And then make three sounds that aren’t with your natural language. Dan: KrOOt! Phil: Yeah. Dan: BaNAN. Phil: Oh, that’s good, one fell off. Dan: sleEP. Phil: Ok, and then just wrap it around the back of your neck. Dan: *Look* It’s-it’s the last thing you do. Dan: *laughs* If I google this after, I’m gonna hack you and delete this video Phil: It’s the last thing you have to do. Dan: *laughs* Phil: It’s the last thing you have to do! Dan: No! Oh god! I just had a shower! Phil: All right, now close your eyes And then I’m just gonna “check” auGHAHUGHUHA Phil: It’s not a real- Dan: yOU f**king ***. You absolute f**king *banana slaps* Phil: AH! banana abuse! Abuse! Ok! I repent! Phil: Oh no! AH! aAAHhh It wasn’t worth it! Dan: Well, here we go. Our futures haven’t been told any better and we both have banana chunks down our back. Dan: Well played, that was quite fun, I believed you whole-heartedly. Phil: Mmm Phil: Mwahahah Dan: Well there we go! Phil just fully undermined any faith that I built in fortune telling during this video process. Phil: YAY! Phil: So there you go Dan, do you believe in the psychic world now? Dan: Hmm, well I mean the tarot cards were freaky, Phil: Yeah? Dan: I’m still thinking they’re a bit just like generic advice that could apply to- Phil: *violent protesting* Dan: OKOK fine whatever, that was fun. Dan: You know the thing is with all these things is that you might not believe if they’re true or not, Dan: They usually have like good advice or, you know things that can apply to your life. Dan: So even if you don’t think that it’s true, you could always look for the messages within and see if they can help. Phil: Look at Dan, coming in my video with a little moral at the end! Both: Awww! (Children cheering) Dan: That’s just what Daniel’s about. *hair flip* Dan: I’m going to go shower to get the banana out of my back. Phil: I’m going to keep it, it’s good for your skin. Phil: So, thanks for watching! If you enjoyed fortune-telling with Dan, give us a thumbs up! Phil: You can subscribe to Dan’s channel over there. Dan: Thank you, what a great circle. Phil: My channel here! Phil: And we’ve got a gaming video between us in the middle. Dan: Oh, check that out, that’s fun, there’s a whole channel you should watch. Phil: Our gaming channel is fun! Phil: Hope you’re having a good day! Dan: Don’t die. Phil: gooDBYE

100 thoughts on “PREDICTING DAN’S FUTURE!

  1. Aschley Erinn Post author

    Phil: you aren't allowed to touch the tarot cards

    2 mins later Dan grabs the ace of one's out of Phil's hands

    facepalm

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  2. Fiegfon Post author

    5:34 "you won't always need to protect your personality with battle armour"
    Shooketh

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  3. Ryan Smith Post author

    Phil I have the same Steven universe t-shirt… I got it in a mystery bag of 5 t-shirts for £5 from forbidden planet… and I got 3 of them. 3 of the exact same Steven universe t-shirt in a mystery bag

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  4. alison Post author

    yall i got a scoops ahoy ad from stranger things 3

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  5. Lewis Lookers Post author

    rewatching this 2019 july… so proud & so true

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  6. Insert channel name I Post author

    Masculine energy you say?

    My
    Extremely
    Masculine
    Energy

    It’s the memeing of life guys you can’t deny

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  7. Róisín Grant Post author

    "You won't always need to protect your personality with battle armour"

    BITCH

    JUNE 13TH 2019 HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

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  8. Nathália Henrich Post author

    Damn Phil, the biggest foreshadowing of all time

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  9. Reagan Renée Post author

    Dans reaction after Phil asks if kyle will marry him I’m living

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  10. Kenna Mae Post author

    Phil's reading the tarot cards so wrong but im still entertained

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  11. autumnleaves Post author

    Phil is such a spork
    He’s so innocent and smiley

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  12. MissUnicorn6223 hi I guess Post author

    If Dan could see himself now

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  13. Rhi is a stupid banana Post author

    @6:50
    “Maybe you’ll break the internet”

    He did.

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  14. No Thanks Post author

    Hey Phil, what deck is that? And do you even still have it?

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  15. janeljello Post author

    I find it funny how so many people are coming back to watch this video now. I love it

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  16. Sophia Sucks Post author

    does dan write the captions? because every time phil laughs its like cute laugh
    and it-
    it hits-
    it hits dif-

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  17. ThisFlyingFrack Post author

    "You won't always need to protect your personality with battle armour"
    PHIL PREDICTED 2019

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  18. mac olson Post author

    and now hes a water color artists so i mean

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  19. Kaelie Schorr Post author

    “You won’t always need to protect your personality with battle armor” no need to hide your true self anymore bois 😊😊

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  20. sophia piper Post author

    in all honesty, the best part of this entire video is dan almost saying "nothing's real" with complete conviction but stopping himself

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  21. Catherine Monckton Post author

    Phil: "You can't touch the cards Dan"
    Me, who actully reads tarot cards every other day: That's nOT HOW IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!11

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  22. Alicia Donato Post author

    He predicted Dan's latest video! Oh my God, I need to watch it again! This is SPOOKY, I'm like Dan, I require scientific evidence and I don't believe in any of this psychic garbage, but Phil's predictions make me wonder. He also predicted Dan coming into his life, so maybe it's just Phil. I love them both so much.

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  23. Sage Post author

    can we talk about the fact that everything phil said about the tarot cards has come true. literally everything. probably a coincidence but kinda creepy

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  24. SapphireRose Post author

    I know what you mean, by seeing what happens before it happens, I get a lot and I'm somewhat young..
    One weird one when I was dreaming about helping my sister clean the living room with her kids..
    I know weird right, though it's actually pretty common.. or at least with my friends and family :]

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  25. Jessica Wang Post author

    Little did they know, but Phil was about to dive deep into Dan's real future…

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  26. MooseSwoose Post author

    Phil: one guy said “do it with Dan”. I think he meant something else tho
    Dan: O.O

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  27. Claubasourus Rex Post author

    This hits different~
    Everyone who's been here in the last 4 weeks.

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  28. eth.erealhowell Post author

    "next big step"
    "masculine creative energy and artistic inspiration"

    me, in july 2019: oH M Y-

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  29. Abeer Ahmed Post author

    The tarot card at 4:40 said ace of wands lmao does that mean that dan is a pro at handjobs or what lmaooo

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  30. Rosalee Kenneth Jacobs Post author

    Literally 5 seconds into the video and I’m crying cause of the synchronized ‘Ooooh’

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  31. MJ Chase Post author

    WATCHING THIS IN 2019 THE PERSONALITY THING AT LIKE 5:40 HE CAME OUT THATS THATS IT

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  32. Ghachawolfgurl & Unkown.-.person Post author

    T H E H A I R F L I P
    10:18

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  33. logan miranda Post author

    phil literally predicted dan coming in his life and then everything in this was accurate and im SCREAMING

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  34. - Ohkaiey - Post author

    ”dO iT wItH dAn”

    “But I think he meant something else”

    I’m dead

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  35. Ashley Audy-Bigras Post author

    Honestly, there’s no denying that Phil definitely has some physic powers

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  36. inSane_giRl 33 Post author

    He's gonna make one of the greatest accomplishments in 2019 along with Phil and Eugene.

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  37. Libby Rae Post author

    phil: DO IT WITH DAN but i think he met something else
    dan: 😧

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  38. Keira Regan Post author

    i heard masculine and my mind immediately flashes to the fact that most men don't need about 500 DIPS, but i love dip. yeah no offence Dan but how the FUCK do you do anything masculine

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  39. Krista Star Post author

    Tarot cards are deliberately general so you can find something in your life that it applies to. Literally any of the cards could've been drawn and you could've found a way to apply it. Similar to horoscopes. It's funny to do them, but the fact that people actually believe this stuff is ridiculous lol

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  40. Pan!c on Post author

    Phil i have also had full dreams of a day and then the day happened exactly like i dreamed it. It was creepy and so clear

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  41. Mr Short Sleeves Post author

    In the futcher dan states his sexual preferenc… the taro is to oh my fluffy biscuits.

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  42. sisters vids Post author

    Predicting dans future
    Me: dans serotonin levels increase!?

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  43. Badina Lighthouse Post author

    Im from the future spoiler dan does do somthing

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  44. Bread Bread Post author

    Phill: Ok so so pull up your sleeve
    Dan: heheheh why??? 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

    Me: are you ok Dan?

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  45. Turrocat Post author

    Phil: i think he meant something else…
    Dan: 🤔🤨😕😯😶😇

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  46. Skylar 0791 Post author

    Death doesn't mean actual death it means the end of something e.g. your tourrrrr

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  47. Alejandro Rosas Post author

    Everyone talking about the prediction of this year, but Is no one going to acknowledge that dan said “I don’t have clamidia”

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  48. Eldritch Insomniac Post author

    Okay, so, we all agree that Phil is secretly magical/psychic right?

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  49. Cricket Carey Post author

    OMG PHIL I JUST REALIZED! I'm wearing a steven universe shirt while watching this (phil is wearing a SU shirt in this vid in case u didnt know)!!! WHAT'RE THE ODDS???

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  50. sakura Post author

    tarot cards don't tell you the future, they guide you and give you advice for the future

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  51. Ladybird G Post author

    Dan and Phil's channels are the only good prank channels because they both prank each other often and it's clear they both know exactly when they're being pranked, but they still go with it 100% and their reactions are not faked even though they know they're being pranked, in this essay I will

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  52. Blood doesn't make a family Post author

    “ you won’t always need to protect your personality with battle armor”

    They came out.

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  53. Snazzy slime Queen Post author

    Phil:say noises that aren’t from this language

    Dan:sleep

    Me:cries of laughter

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  54. Arthur Kirkland Post author

    Phil predicted them being the fathers of Norman 😤😤

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  55. Annie Post author

    As an actual witch, that tarot reading just makes me believe more than I already did. I love when non-pagans are respectful of my traditions.

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  56. FALSEHOOD Sanders Post author

    The Steven Universe shirt reminds me of a certain someone who used to wear a shirt like that….

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