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Stephen Colbert’s Star Signs

YOU KNOW, I DON’T WANT THIS SHOW TO JUST BE ENTERTAINING. I ALSO WANT TO BE FULL OF USEFUL INFORMATION FOR YOU. FOR INSTANCE, DID YOU KNOW THAT 95% OF AMERICANS BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY. NOW THAT NUMBER ISN’T TRUE OR ACCURATE, BUT NEITHER IS ASTROLOGY. (LAUGHTER) THAT’S FAIR. EITHER WAY, HOROSCOPES ARE SUPERPOPULAR SO NO… Read More »

John G. Miller

I have all these leadership roles in life and as sure as I’m standing on this big stage you know what I better be standing on the rock of personal accountability i’ma tell you right now if you’re training on customer service and team building and change and selling skills and you’re not building personal… Read More »

Salvia Turned Me Into A Lonely God – Tales from the Trip

Oh no! I’m my mom and I’m my grandmother and I’m alone? And I’m an accordion and I’m not on the planet that I thought I was anymore. Hi, this is Myq Kaplan and here’s a story about a time I did salvia. It was legal and maybe still is and that doesn’t make any… Read More »

Arnold Schwarzenegger Apparently Drives a Tank (feat. Rob Schneider) – Lights Out with David Spade

Arnold Schwarzenegger drove a $70,000 tank to the grocery store yesterday. I think he’s showing off. He needs to be like me and drive a sensible Kia Optima. Believe me, I get looks. (imitating Schwarzenegger): Listen, when you’re hungry if you’re vegan… If you switch over from, like, beef to veganism and you’re hungry, you… Read More »

Will Smith – Playing Young in “Gemini Man” and Getting Fearless on Social Media | The Daily Show

Welcome back to the show, my friend. Man, I am so happy to be here. Good to see you. You look happy. -Yes. -I mean, you-you always look happy. But I’m honestly gonna say, you look happy. Yes. This-this, uh… this last year has probably been the best year of my adult life. What-what does–… Read More »

Warren and Trump’s Dueling Campaign Rallies | The Daily Show

So, let’s start with Elizabeth Warren, Massachusetts senator and mom who knows all the two-letter words in Scrabble. -(applause) -Over the past few months, her rally crowds have been growing steadily, and last night, she brought her show to New York. So, overnight, Senator Elizabeth Warren drawing one of her biggest crowds of her campaign… Read More »

Comedian Jim Gaffigan Has Too Many Children

MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT JUST RELEASED HIS FIFTH STANDUP SPECIAL. AND LIKE ALL OF THEM THEY’RE FANTASTIC! PLEASE WELCOME ONE OF MY FAVORITE COMEDIANS, JIM GAFFIGAN! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ KEEP ON ROCKIN’ IN THE FREE WORLD ♪>>Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU.>>GOOD TO BE HERE.>>Stephen: YOU’RE ROCKIN’ A LITTLE BIT… Read More »

Kelsey Cook – Homemade Sex Toy – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored – Exclusive

– “Um…I wanted to know what sex felt like, “so I took your manicure tool, and I put it…” [laughter][dark electronic music][bell dinging] Oh. [chuckles] Nicely done. Yes. Mmm. Mmm! [moaning] [piglet whining]♪ ♪[fork clatters]♪ ♪[whining]♪ ♪[whining continues]♪ ♪Your mama’s so delicious.[cheers and applause]She has her own podcast, “Cook’d.” Please give it up for Kelsey… Read More »