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A Witch Hunt in Black Salem – Astronomy Club

Ye Dwyer sisters have been accused of witchcraft by the good townspeople of Black Salem. You shall be judged by a jury of your peers. Our peers? But there only be men on this jury. You only think we’re witches because we’re strong independent women. That’s right. Mm-hmm (affirmative) Hey. No. Then why is there… Read More »

World Series of Spades – Astronomy Club

Oh, shit! Woo! I told you about coming up in here like you’re going to a damn job interview. What’s wrong with my clothes? Oh baby, nothing wrong with your clothes. Thank you. Just know that if I was responsible, you’d 100% get the job. I’m not going to a job- With your bitch ass!… Read More »

A Meeting of Great Black Inventors – Astronomy Club

Welcome, inventors. My name is Elijah McCoy. In this room lies some of the brightest Black minds this country has to offer. Nerds. And that is George Washington Carver. What up, what up, what up? Anybody want a peanut? I know you want one. Okay. I have gathered us together with the hopes that our… Read More »

Dying of Thirst – Astronomy Club

What’s good? Nothing. Oh, so tell me, did it hurt? When they captured me? When they beat me? No, when you fell from heaven girl. Life is pain. I am sorry, but I am bleeding out, so I’m going to say this quickly. Can I get you a drink? Oh, yes, yes! I haven’t had… Read More »

Salvia Turned Me Into A Lonely God – Tales from the Trip

Oh no! I’m my mom and I’m my grandmother and I’m alone? And I’m an accordion and I’m not on the planet that I thought I was anymore. Hi, this is Myq Kaplan and here’s a story about a time I did salvia. It was legal and maybe still is and that doesn’t make any… Read More »

FBI: Facebook Investigations – Astronomy Club

All right. So who’s our target? Jen Black. Age 26. This civilian went on Facebook to check if she was single, but no relationship status. Back in my day, 2006, a relationship status actually meant something. Jen thinks we’re just coworkers, but I think she’s the one. Can you guys help? Of course. We about… Read More »

Arnold Schwarzenegger Apparently Drives a Tank (feat. Rob Schneider) – Lights Out with David Spade

Arnold Schwarzenegger drove a $70,000 tank to the grocery store yesterday. I think he’s showing off. He needs to be like me and drive a sensible Kia Optima. Believe me, I get looks. (imitating Schwarzenegger): Listen, when you’re hungry if you’re vegan… If you switch over from, like, beef to veganism and you’re hungry, you… Read More »

MadHouse | Sitcom S01E04 – Horoscope in the House | Niharika Konidela | Telugu Web Series

Dookie’s Funeral Home – Astronomy Club

Martevous was my first love. I remember when we first met. He smiled at me and he gave me his mix tape- Dolences, dolences. What a beautiful eulogy. I’m Doctor Denzel Dookie. Welcome to Dookie’s Funeral Home. Satisfaction guaranteed or you get your loved one back. What is this? Family said I could talk for… Read More »

Will Smith – Playing Young in “Gemini Man” and Getting Fearless on Social Media | The Daily Show

Welcome back to the show, my friend. Man, I am so happy to be here. Good to see you. You look happy. -Yes. -I mean, you-you always look happy. But I’m honestly gonna say, you look happy. Yes. This-this, uh… this last year has probably been the best year of my adult life. What-what does–… Read More »