Tag Archives: comedy

We read our horoscope / zodiac / astrology! Scary accurate!

What’s up, guys, I’m Maddy! I’m Cristina and today we’re going to be talking about some astrology stuff. Yay! This started because I watched a video on BuzzFeed about an astrologist with people lined up trying to Guess who had what zodiac sign and I was like, oh snap He’s getting real specific. Let’s see.… Read More »

Alice Eve: Astrology Is My Porn

I’M READING ABOUT YOU TODAY. YOU HAVE A FASCINATION WITH HOROSCOPES AND ASTROLOGY.>>YES. I AM SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSED BUT I’M A SECRET LIKE– .>>James: DO YOU READ YOUR HOROSCOPES EVERY DAY.>>YES, I’M REALLY OBSESSED. I FEEL LIKE IT’S A BIT LIKE SORT OF COMING ON TV AND SAYING I WATCH PORN ALL THE TIME.>>ST ACTUALLY NOT… Read More »

My thoughts on ‘starsigns’

Alright guys, welcome back to my channel. If you are new here, my name is Tom Harlock and I do not have an intro But I am a Virgo 🙂 Intelligent, sensational, mysterious. So much of an intellectual, in fact, that I think horoscopes, the zodiac, astrology, gravity, time: it’s all a bunch of hot… Read More »

12 Zodiac Signs At Reunion Dinner

[Music] let’s go shall we order are you ready I’m ready with that do you have a set menu we’ll take a seven you let me do a calculation so if we take the reunion set right plus two a la carte items excuse me you do mention this combo with the dinners right wait… Read More »

Gaby Dunn on How to Say No to Your Parents – You Up w/ Nikki Glaser

– I don’t feel guilty about my coffee. I don’t feel guilty. It’s the same thing I was saying the other day about, you know, I could for the cup of coffee a day, all the things you could do. And I’m like, I look forward to that coffee so much. – Mmm-hmm. – I… Read More »

Eugene Ranks The World’s Most Popular Fruit

Eugene: He’s my theme song writer and singer. Min-young: Oh wow! He is the raaaaaaaannnnkk kiiiinng~ (and queen) M: Wooow! M: Bravo! E: Thank you. M: Bravo, bravo! E: Thank you *intro* Fruity fruity fruity (fruityfruity) Frooooooooo-ty fruity (fruit-a-fruit, fruity-fuity) Fruity fruity frui-TY! E: Welcome to the Rank King, the show where I rank things.… Read More »

Eugene Ranks Every Girl Scout Cookie

(zipper zips) – Good morning, scouts. Welcome to the Rank King, the show where I rank things. I’m your Rank King, Eugene, and as your troop leader, my motto is, Today we are ranking some of America’s favorite treats. (beep) (laughter) Girl Scout Cookies. (bell dings) Let’s come out of the tent, here we go.… Read More »

A Therapy Session For Homophobic People

(suspicious music) – The internet is so great isn’t it? Connecting the world, allowing us to stalk our exes that we miss, giving us memes, bringing us closer to Beyonce. But imagine being so salty that you use the internet to target people and spread hate. Take this chick for example, I’m sick and tired… Read More »

The Ups and Downs of Anxiety Blankets – You Up w/ Nikki Glaser

Andrew, what is going on with the … What’s going on? You’re doing this thing with your … Oh, am I? Oh. He does this anxiety thing and I can’t, it’s giving me anxiety. I didn’t even … oh, it is? What is this? Okay. I just … What are you doing? He does the… Read More »