Tag Archives: humor

Stephen Colbert’s Star Signs

YOU KNOW, I DON’T WANT THIS SHOW TO JUST BE ENTERTAINING. I ALSO WANT TO BE FULL OF USEFUL INFORMATION FOR YOU. FOR INSTANCE, DID YOU KNOW THAT 95% OF AMERICANS BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY. NOW THAT NUMBER ISN’T TRUE OR ACCURATE, BUT NEITHER IS ASTROLOGY. (LAUGHTER) THAT’S FAIR. EITHER WAY, HOROSCOPES ARE SUPERPOPULAR SO NO… Read More »

Pinoy Jokes Season 3: Zodiac

So it’s been awhile since since Jowlen’s mother died? yeah, it’s actually her idea for me to go on a date. maybe she wants to have a mom her mom died giving birth, so she grew up not knowing her. awww, that’s sad. forgive me for being uncomfortable, its been awhile since I went out… Read More »

Zodiac (2007) – Movies with Mikey

Oh my god. This is really happening. I just need a moment to soak this in. Oof. Okay. Zodiac is a 2007 film from David Fincher, adapted by James Vanderbilt, based on the book by Robert Graysmith. I’m gonna go out on a limb here, but I’m going to give the lion’s share of this… Read More »

World Series of Spades – Astronomy Club

Oh, shit! Woo! I told you about coming up in here like you’re going to a damn job interview. What’s wrong with my clothes? Oh baby, nothing wrong with your clothes. Thank you. Just know that if I was responsible, you’d 100% get the job. I’m not going to a job- With your bitch ass!… Read More »

Dying of Thirst – Astronomy Club

What’s good? Nothing. Oh, so tell me, did it hurt? When they captured me? When they beat me? No, when you fell from heaven girl. Life is pain. I am sorry, but I am bleeding out, so I’m going to say this quickly. Can I get you a drink? Oh, yes, yes! I haven’t had… Read More »

Free Nationals ft. Anderson .Paak: Gidget

-Performing “Gidget,” featuring Anderson Paak, from their upcoming self-titled album, give it up for The Free Nationals! [ Cheers and applause ] -♪ I’ve yet to figure out ♪ ♪ It’s not so simple ♪ ♪ But really deeper than what she’s talkin’ ’bout ♪ ♪ Hunh, What if I chip her? ♪ -♪ Chip… Read More »

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Porta-Potty BJ

Gavin: Speaking of horrifying, I went downtown this weekend… Gus: Downtown’s already horrifying. Gavin: We’re out in this place, it’s one of those places where the bar itself is quite small… But the outdoor bit was massive, loads of people. And one of those porta-potties in the back. So, I spotted it and I was… Read More »

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Gavin Co-Pilot

3Burnie: You haven’t seen that residential parking pass? Gavin: Why would I have seen that? Gus: I’ve seen it around several- *Gavin laughs* *Gavin laughs* Gus: -all over Austin. There’s many places. Burnie: Why would you pay attention any street sign ever? Burnie: Why would you ever do that, Gavin? Barbara: Yeah, you’re asking Gavin… Read More »

Introducing Memency: Divination with Memes

Hey, guys, it’s Nathara at CrowSong Lodge and I’m… obviously back with another video, I guess? Um, so… I wanted to talk to you guys about a thing that I have noticed and um, I’ve decided it is time that we give it a name. Except I suck at naming things. So I fully expect… Read More »

Fox News Poll Shows Support for Trump Impeachment

-Let’s get to some news here. A new Fox News poll finds that 51% of Americans support Trump being impeached and removed from office. Yeah. Fox News. [ Cheers and applause ] Fox News poll was a pretty big shock to Trump, and you could tell he’s pretty upset at the network. Check out what… Read More »