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Free Nationals ft. Anderson .Paak: Gidget

-Performing “Gidget,” featuring Anderson Paak, from their upcoming self-titled album, give it up for The Free Nationals! [ Cheers and applause ] -♪ I’ve yet to figure out ♪ ♪ It’s not so simple ♪ ♪ But really deeper than what she’s talkin’ ’bout ♪ ♪ Hunh, What if I chip her? ♪ -♪ Chip… Read More »

Astronomy Jokes for Kids | Fun Science for Kids

Why did the Sun get straight As? Because he’s so bright! That was a terrible joke, froggy. Wait, I’m not finished. The Sun is so bright, he didn’t have to go to college! He already had thousands of degrees! Get it? The surface of the Sun is like 10,000 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s 5,600 degrees Celsius.… Read More »

Fox News Poll Shows Support for Trump Impeachment

-Let’s get to some news here. A new Fox News poll finds that 51% of Americans support Trump being impeached and removed from office. Yeah. Fox News. [ Cheers and applause ] Fox News poll was a pretty big shock to Trump, and you could tell he’s pretty upset at the network. Check out what… Read More »

Hasan Minhaj Starts a Beef with Justin Timberlake and Confronts Jimmy About “Mama”

-We had so much fun on the show last time you were here. -It was a blast. -And then, we got to do a joint interview for “Variety.” -Oh, yeah. -We are in the cover of “Variety” together. -Yeah. -And I got to say you’re — [ Cheers and applause ] -Look how serious I… Read More »

Comedian Jim Gaffigan Has Too Many Children

MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT JUST RELEASED HIS FIFTH STANDUP SPECIAL. AND LIKE ALL OF THEM THEY’RE FANTASTIC! PLEASE WELCOME ONE OF MY FAVORITE COMEDIANS, JIM GAFFIGAN! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ KEEP ON ROCKIN’ IN THE FREE WORLD ♪>>Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU.>>GOOD TO BE HERE.>>Stephen: YOU’RE ROCKIN’ A LITTLE BIT… Read More »

The Real Cost of Cruises | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

It is almost the end of vacation season, which is why I want to talk about the fastest growing part of U.S. tourism. Cruises. The answer to the age-old question, “What if porta-potties had swimming pools?” Now, picking a vacation is hard. We all know we have to spend our money on a lot of… Read More »