Tag Archives: Kelley Lord

How You’ll Act At The Holiday Party Based On Your Zodiac Sign [GEN WHY]

-I’m a Scorpio, which means I am passionate. And when I get drunk I like to tell people I love them. With my mouth. On theirs. -A little secret about me, didn’t get circumcised until I was 18 years old. Hey guys, you think you know what pain is. You have no idea! -I’m a… Read More »

How Your Zodiac Sign Would Handle The Zombie Apocalypse [GEN WHY]

-Everybody relax!!! Relax! Every couple of years NASA comes out with this piece of barbage info that there’s a new sign. There is not! You’re still Scorpio. You’re still a Gemini. I don’t give a shit. It’s not the end of the world guys! It’s just not… Shit!!!! Am I going to survive the apocalypse?… Read More »