Tag Archives: late night

Stephen Colbert’s Star Signs

YOU KNOW, I DON’T WANT THIS SHOW TO JUST BE ENTERTAINING. I ALSO WANT TO BE FULL OF USEFUL INFORMATION FOR YOU. FOR INSTANCE, DID YOU KNOW THAT 95% OF AMERICANS BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY. NOW THAT NUMBER ISN’T TRUE OR ACCURATE, BUT NEITHER IS ASTROLOGY. (LAUGHTER) THAT’S FAIR. EITHER WAY, HOROSCOPES ARE SUPERPOPULAR SO NO… Read More »

Comedian Jim Gaffigan Has Too Many Children

MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT JUST RELEASED HIS FIFTH STANDUP SPECIAL. AND LIKE ALL OF THEM THEY’RE FANTASTIC! PLEASE WELCOME ONE OF MY FAVORITE COMEDIANS, JIM GAFFIGAN! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ KEEP ON ROCKIN’ IN THE FREE WORLD ♪>>Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU.>>GOOD TO BE HERE.>>Stephen: YOU’RE ROCKIN’ A LITTLE BIT… Read More »

Meanwhile… French People Problèmes

>>Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY! YOU KNOW, FOLKS, EVERY NIGHT — ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) EVERY NIGHT, WITHOUT FAIL, THIS IS OUR PROMISE — LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, EVERY NIGHT I COME OUT HERE TO THE STAGE OF THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME OVER THERE, PROCESSING THE DAY’S STORIES IN MY… Read More »