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Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Porta-Potty BJ

Gavin: Speaking of horrifying, I went downtown this weekend… Gus: Downtown’s already horrifying. Gavin: We’re out in this place, it’s one of those places where the bar itself is quite small… But the outdoor bit was massive, loads of people. And one of those porta-potties in the back. So, I spotted it and I was… Read More »

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Gavin Co-Pilot

3Burnie: You haven’t seen that residential parking pass? Gavin: Why would I have seen that? Gus: I’ve seen it around several- *Gavin laughs* *Gavin laughs* Gus: -all over Austin. There’s many places. Burnie: Why would you pay attention any street sign ever? Burnie: Why would you ever do that, Gavin? Barbara: Yeah, you’re asking Gavin… Read More »

If Therapists Were Honest

welcome to therapy le tell me what’s on your mind okay um I just you like sometimes the world is against me you know why do you say that I mean for starters I mean my friends never see eye to eye yes there’s a lot of tension there um what do you disagree on… Read More »

Real Things White People Have Said to Me

– Now don’t get your panties all in a bunch. (horse neighing) What up everyone, it’s your girl Superwoman, and a lot of people ask me if I’ve ever suffered any extreme cases of racism and to be honest, no. I’m fortunate enough to say that I haven’t, but since moving to LA I have… Read More »

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Aarons Astrology Standoff

*festive music* *festive music* I always hear the horror stories about executives throwing shit Oh my, I know I have many stories about.. (Really?) Well, this guy was an absolute madman And he like you know – he may or may not have had a drug problem at one point that made him very excitable,… Read More »

My thoughts on ‘starsigns’

Alright guys, welcome back to my channel. If you are new here, my name is Tom Harlock and I do not have an intro But I am a Virgo 🙂 Intelligent, sensational, mysterious. So much of an intellectual, in fact, that I think horoscopes, the zodiac, astrology, gravity, time: it’s all a bunch of hot… Read More »

A Therapy Session For Homophobic People

(suspicious music) – The internet is so great isn’t it? Connecting the world, allowing us to stalk our exes that we miss, giving us memes, bringing us closer to Beyonce. But imagine being so salty that you use the internet to target people and spread hate. Take this chick for example, I’m sick and tired… Read More »

That One Friend Who Believes in Horoscopes

– Your horoscope for the next few minutes, “You will laugh tremendously, “and then click Subscribe.” (unicorn neighing) What up, everyone, it’s your girl, Superwoman, and the other day, I was having a conversation with my friend and they hit me with the question. – I don’t know, anyways, it threw me off a little… Read More »

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – The Machinima Death Switch

I had such a great moment today which is like old-school, Congress office Rooster Teeth It was so great. Apparently, there is a switch in the kitchen if you turn it off, it turns off all the machinima machines on the other side of that wall. Like, the entire Red vs Blue machinima environment turns… Read More »

If Game of Thrones Were Indian

(horse whinny) (wind blowing) (sword unsheathing) (orchestral soundtrack) – Do you think I should get an army? What about ships? And then we should cross the sea? More wine? To the Iron Throne. 100% real Valyrian steel, or maybe do you want knife? Real dragon glass. – This stuff is a knockoff. – No. –… Read More »