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Aries Spears – Actors

I don’t know man crazy too much you know I respect the art I get upset when I hear about these actors to get paid 20 million dollars a movie to act and the key word is act but they paid us to do this we never can fucking act how do you pay Stallone… Read More »

Sarah Millican Live at the Apollo

Good evening and welcome to Live at the Apollo! CHEERING – Are you well? AUDIENCE: Yes! I’m glad. I’m also well. I’d a migraine a few weeks ago. I don’t get them often enough to worry about, but I do get them now and again. I thought, I’ll go on Twitter. I’ll ask people on… Read More »

President Trump Reportedly Refers to Ivanka as “Baby” in Official Meetings

Let’s get to the news. President Trump is expected to travel to Japan next month to attend the final day of the country’s summer Grand Sumo Tournament. These are the only Trump stories I still like, the ones where he does something he’d be doing if he weren’t president, like this or playing golf or… Read More »

How Your Zodiac Sign Would Handle The Zombie Apocalypse [GEN WHY]

-Everybody relax!!! Relax! Every couple of years NASA comes out with this piece of barbage info that there’s a new sign. There is not! You’re still Scorpio. You’re still a Gemini. I don’t give a shit. It’s not the end of the world guys! It’s just not… Shit!!!! Am I going to survive the apocalypse?… Read More »

Aries Spears: Is Spanking Really That Bad? | TMZ TV

>>ARIES SPEARS AT L.A.X. SO WE SAY — THERE’S A STUDY THAT SAYS THAT IF YOU SPANK YOUR KIDS –>>THEY REALIZE IT MAKES KIDS MORE AGGRESSIVE.>>RIGHT.>>WHEN THEY’RE ADULTS, AS ADULTS. AND ANTI-SOCIAL TOO.>>BY BEATING YOUR KIDS?>>YEAH.>>NO. TALK TO THE BLACK COMMUNITY. A LOT OF US TURN OUT — A LOT OF US ENDED UP NOT… Read More »

Bill Hader on Playing a Hit Man Who Wants to Be an Actor

-Hi, my friend! -Hello, friend. -I am so — We were talking backstage. The first two episodes of “Barry” that I watched — it’s just fantastic. -Oh, thank you. -You play a hitman. -Uh-huh. -Who wants to become an actor. -Uh-huh. -How — [ Light laughter ] How did you come up with that idea?… Read More »

LATINOS TALK: Astrology – mitú

– How is what day you were born gonna determine your personality? I feel like to me, if you’re a bitch, you’re a bitch. – Walter Mercado was literally in my living room alive. – I remember being a kid and I was in Mexico, and I would, in the morning before going to school,… Read More »