Tag Archives: texting

Key & Peele – Text Message Confusion – Uncensored

– “BEEN TRYING TO REACH OUT TO YOU ALL DAY. ARE WE ON FOR TONIGHT?” [sighs] JEEZ. – WHAT? YOU CAN’T CATCH ME. YOU CAN’T CATCH ME. I’M LANCE MOORE. TOUCHDOWN, BITCH. WHAT? PAUSE. [phone chimes] OH, SHOOT. KEEGAN’S BEEN TEXTING ME. “SORRY, DUDE, MISSED YOUR TEXTS. “I ASSUMED WE’D MEET AT THE BAR. WHATEVER.… Read More »

I Pick A Blind Date Based On Their Texts (Re-uploaded)

– The weirdest place you’ve ever gotten turned on. Mine was jury duty. I don’t know what it was about those fluorescent lights. Welcome to Three-Way Blind Date, the dating show where all the flirting and get to know you mumbo jumbo is done entirely through texting and social media. I’m Kate, your host, and… Read More »