That One Friend Who Believes in Horoscopes

By | August 14, 2019

– Your horoscope for the next few minutes, “You will laugh tremendously, “and then click Subscribe.” (unicorn neighing) What up, everyone, it’s
your girl, Superwoman, and the other day, I was
having a conversation with my friend and they
hit me with the question. – I don’t know, anyways, it
threw me off a little bit, but I try not to take it personally. You know, life goes on. – Wait, what’s your zodiac sign? – (groans) Rolling my eyes so hard. All my eyes are rolling, my username is no longer IISuperwomanII, okay, it’s !!Superwoman!!, why? Whenever I hear this question, I already know how the rest
of the convo’s gonna go because it never just
stops at one question. (clears throat) I’m a Libra. – Makes sense. What time were you born? – I’m not really sure. – Like, was it morning or night? – I don’t know, night, I think. – Totally, I see that. What’s your moon sign? – My what? Am I the crazy person? Like, do normal people
know their moon sign, they just know it, like, should I be embarrassed
because, straight up, I don’t know nothing, okay, I’m the type of person that’s filling out an application form and I
still gotta call my mom, like, “Yo mom, do I have a
social security number? “And if so, what is it?” And you expect me to know my moon sign? Like, what are you expecting me to say? – Your moon sign? – Oh, my moon sign? (laughs) ♪ Sailor Venus ♪ ♪ Sailor Mercury ♪ ♪ Sailor Mars ♪ ♪ Sailor Jupiter ♪ ♪ With secret powers, all so new to her ♪ ♪ She is the one named Sailor Moon ♪ Here’s the thing though, right, I’m not trying to hate
on people’s beliefs, like, I believe that Oompa
Loompas actually exist, I ain’t judging, but I
just think it’s important to recognize that
horoscopes are very vague and it’s easy to just apply them to whatever is happening in your life. Dude, you don’t actually
believe in horoscopes, do you? Like, you know they’re
just placebo, right? – It’s not, trust me. Look, watch, read me my horoscope. I’m a Cancer. – Okay. (clears throat) Okay, Cancer. “Older relatives have some romantic advice “over the weekend”, okay,
“so do them the courtesy “of listening to their stories.” Sounds like every weekend
with an Indian family. – Oh my God, no, that totally happened to me this weekend, with my grandma. – You can’t give 50% in a relationship. – What, you can’t? Dammit. Also, wait. Oh my God, that was actually the horoscope for Leo, not Cancer. – Oh, yeah, no, that makes sense. I just remembered that wasn’t my grandma and it wasn’t about relationships. – I can give you 50% because it’s damaged. – To be fair, that’s what I
said in my last relationship. Not to mention that some
horoscopes aren’t even predictions, or, like, things to pay attention to. They’re just sentences, they’re just like, “Oh, Sagittarius, things may
be larger than they seem.” Like, oh my God, really,
larger than they– My side mirror of my car
figured that out years ago. Or, your horoscope just
predicts super common things that happen every single day. Okay, Cancer. “You’re in a hurry to take things “to the next level when you meet someone “you really like over the weekend.” – (gasps) Oh my God, pizza guy. – What guy?
– I met a guy that works at this delivery
place over the weekend. – Like, you mean in a bar? – No, at my house. Like, he delivered my pizza, but there was something special there. Wait, read yours. – Okay, I don’t know if I can compete with the romance of the pizza
guy, but… (clears throat) Okay, Libra. “Today, you will go beyond limits.” Wow, deep. Yeah, apparently my zodiac sign is Tumblr. And, yo, straight up, I’m pretty good at being open-minded. I feel like you can believe in whatever you wanna believe in, as long as it doesn’t personally affect me or the well-being of other people. Here’s the thing, though, okay, people who believe in horoscopes, they start saying things like this. – Sorry, I’m kinda
feeling under the weather. Mercury’s in retrograde, you know? I’ll be right back. – Wait, what about Gatorade? Oh, okay, so Mercury
is a valid excuse now, right, for why you’re not, oh, it’s not the 10 shots I saw you take at the bar last night. Yeah, it’s Mercury. Like, can you imagine being able to use the solar system as a valid excuse? (police siren blares) I’m so sorry, officer, I didn’t realize how fast I was going because one of Saturn’s rings is tilted. Babe, babe, listen to me, I only cheated on you
because Pluto got kicked out. Okay, well I didn’t refill
the milk because I was lazy. Wait, what’s the joke again? And whenever you talk to people
that believe in horoscopes, they believe, they truly believe they know exactly how you are and why, based on where the planets
were when you were born. And they say things like, “Oh my God, “you’re such a Scorpio,” and I’m like, “No, I’m just bold and
have a lot of opinions.” “Yeah, because you’re a Scorpio.” “Uh, no, not because I’m a Scorpio, “because F the patriarchy.” They also have all these ideas about who’s gonna get along with who. – All of my friends are Virgos and Libras, so we’re gonna get along great. – Yay me. – And all of my exes are Scorpios. – Oh, really? All of my exes are snakes. – That’s not a zodiac sign. – I know. – Lilly, this stuff is real. Look, when you were born, the– – [Man] Kelly, is that you? – Oh my God, hi Zack. – Hi, Zack. Who’s Zack?
– It’s the delivery guy. – Extra large cheese pizza with mushrooms and garlic dipping sauce. – You are kidding me. – I know this is moving a little fast, but do you wanna hang out later? – Yeah, I’d love that. – You know how to reach me. – Yeah, Postmates. Okay, see you later. See? Horoscopes are totally real. – Okay, you cannot be serious, that was just some freak, weird coincidence–
(cell phone dings) One second. So, how do I figure out my moon sign? What, okay listen, I just
like to know all the facts before I make a decision
to believe something, okay? I’m such a Libra. So, how do I figure out my moon sign? – [Kelly] I am so glad you asked. Okay, first you align your chakras ’cause you just wanna be in,
like, a good place, you know? – Oh my God, so first, you sacrifice a goat. – Right, yeah.
– Okay. – [Kelly] And then, you tie
it up, and then untie it. – I think the key is you have
to have a lot of crystals. – [Kelly] Yeah, you just
surround yourself with crystals, and then you just feel
the answer, you know? (laughing) Read me my horoscope. I’m a Cancer. – Well, my mom is FaceTiming
right now, so I can’t. Hi mom, we’re shooting a video. Now you’re in it, say hi. – [Mom] You’re always busy. – I know, I know, you should be so proud. Babe, I only cheated on you
because Pluto got kicked out, and also, if you just bought me more merch from, we
wouldn’t be having this fight. (laughing) I’m so sorry, officer, can you let me off with a warning? – [Officer] Yes. – Don’t come for me if
you believe in zodi, don’t voodoo me, okay? If you believe in zodiac signs, comment below, letting me
know if you do or don’t, and what your sign is. You can check out my last
video right over there, the second vlog channel’s right there, and make sure you subscribe because I make new videos
every Monday and Thursday. One love, Superwoman,
that is a wrap, and zoop.

100 thoughts on “That One Friend Who Believes in Horoscopes

  1. IISuperwomanII Post author

    I. LOVE. THIS. VIDEO. Had so much fun filming it and I hope you had JUST as much fun watching it! #SuperSixty starts now so comment below and I'll be responding for the next hour! Andddd GO x

  2. Ruby Panda8 Post author

    0:03 I can’t click subscribe

    Because if I did I would be unsubscribing 😉

  3. Booster Post author

    For all of you peeps who don't know what a moon sign is, it's the position that the moon was when you were born. The sign that you have for that shows how you deal with really emotional experiences and emotions. Basically the inside of you.

    I'm an Gemini Sun, Virgo Moon and Sagittarius Rising <3

  4. • E n c h a n t i n g • Post author

    You called me?
    That one friend here!

  5. Hm Grraarrpffrzz Post author

    Astrology is like racism, except that it's born of a lack of knowledge in natural sciences and kept alive to steal peoples moneys or seemingly get rid of responsibilities.

  6. Billie Eilish FP Post author

    Where my scorpios areee?♏️♏️♏️♏️

  7. 100,000 subs w/ no videos Post author

    Everyone I know believes in their zodiac sign

  8. kaia the coolest Post author

    SCORPIO SQUAD like if u a Scorpio that means you too lilly☺

  9. Isabelle Brake Post author

    Where my Taurus gang ???

  10. DayDream Fan Dubs Post author

    Can i just say that we all now know lilly has all the sailor scout uniforms.

  11. Maria Clara Andrade Post author

    1:00 I know my sun sign my moon sign and my rising sign am I weird?

    (Sun: Virgo
    Moon: Pisces
    Rising: Gemini)

  12. zoe tomatosauce Post author

    i don’t believe in horoscopes but i do believe in the rest of astrology. like your personality can semi affected by your sun and moons and rising signs.

  13. Zinker Well Post author

    Okay..not normal name but people are being to more woke to their moons…which is awesome ?

  14. Gacha Amethyst Post author

    Omg so the video game girl was sailor Venus! Sorry I forgot sailor scouts and stuff

  15. Country Cutie Post author

    Ima libra, lol I want to be a Scorpio tho, its a cooler sign

  16. Jadasah Uriburu Post author

    I believe in zobaic signs and mine is Capricorn

  17. Johnson Pasoquin Post author

    I'm a Cancer ♋
    I dunno if it's just me, but when I read my horoscope it is definitely just something that happens normally every day. I believe in horoscope but I can't get angry at this. This is hilarious!! ?

  18. John Clarke Post author

    Lilly's thing at the start of the video was the one time a horoscope was accurate (at least for me)

  19. Pretty Little Liars Edits Post author

    hey lele, what's your moon sign? ?

  20. Chiaki Nanami Post author

    You will laugh tremendously and then subscribe…..

    I subscribed to you 8 months ago!?

  21. Eve Osborn Post author

    waiiiiiittttt lilly is she a libra
    coz i a tooooooooo

  22. Metalliccc ‘ Post author

    Ima LEO
    Me and my friend group love zodiac signs ♉️?

  23. Kennedy Power Post author

    I don't believe in Zodiac signs it's just fun to see what they say if we're actually like that

  24. Isabellla _Grace Post author

    I'm a libra. And it's creepy how accurate it is!! I don't know what to believe?! My moon sign is Aquarius and moon sighs are apparently what you are like on the inside and libra is how I present myself..or something like that. AND IT'S RIGHT I DONT UNDERSTAND

  25. llama playsaj Post author

    Not gonna lie tho but im a taurus andvall my crushes are tauruses and tauruses are supposed to mate with tauruses

  26. YoutubeFanatic Post author

    Funny how we were born the same day and born at night.

  27. Killer -Ablaze Post author

    I think horroscopes r true bc every prediction that is written on the google comes true. I'm a scorpio.

  28. lmaokayley Post author

    People fail to realize astrology as a whole and horoscopes are very different lol

  29. Astroparodias Post author

    Cool!!! We love you!! Very clear each energy !!! Excellent!!!

  30. vytarasgudas streetscooters Post author

    Simba? mofasa? scar? pumba? timone?

  31. Kim Lennie Post author

    Omg just realized I’m a Libra and I was born night and my birthday is September 26

  32. Jon Woods Post author

    as a fellow libra i usually can't make a decision even after getting all the facts

  33. Angelina I don't want you to know Post author

    I do my zodiac sign is Aries and my moon sign is zorgo

  34. aFICTIONado Post author

    “I only cheated on you because Pluto got kicked out”

    OMG ????

  35. B̷u̷m̷b̷l̷e̷b̷e̷e̷_ L̷e̷l̷e̷ Post author

    I’m an Aries, but honestly I think I act more like a pisces

  36. Deema Alsenani Post author

    Weeeeel I don't even know what my zodiac sign is ???

  37. Alyssa Aug Post author

    I am this friend…my sun Sign is Cancer, Moon Sign is Sagittarius,etc.

  38. Aditi 16 Post author

    Things may be larger than they seem

    "The side mirror of my car figured that out years ago"

  39. Kawaii Sylveon Post author

    Star: Taurus ♉️
    Rising: Virgo ♍️
    Moon: Pisces ♓️

  40. Ohanna-chan Post author

    I only ask what's their zodiac sign and THAT'S it?

  41. Natasha Nguyen Post author

    I’m a Gemini ♊️ and I don’t exactly believe in horoscopes but they’re entertainingly read

  42. Subscribe To Me For No Reason Post author

    Who else cant get the ii in her name right.?

  43. Lily Yuhar Post author

    Lilly: Oh Sagittarius, things maybe be larger then they seem.


  44. Rachel Alan Post author

    I read horoscopes just cause they're fun and accurate at times
    It's hella relatable when you read about someone else

  45. C J Post author

    I read the Leo thing. It said Leo's are stubborn.

    I am really stubborn.

  46. Safura Ayman Post author

    In the beginning when you read my horoscope "… Your going to subscribe" you were wrong cuz I'm already subscribed from the beginning. ??


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