Top 10 Things That Keep Me Awake at Night

By | October 11, 2019


Hey, if you’re watching this and it’s late at night, and you have school tomorrow, I’m sorry. Top 10 things that keep me awake at night Number 10: Eating all those sugary snacks before my bedtime. My bloodsugar goes through the roof. Sorry, I just can’t help myself I love a good cookie dipped in hot chocolate. Number 9: Death and Existentialism Just the thought that, one day, me and everyone I love will die And that in just 500 years, no one is going to remember me. So, what’s the point of doing anything? In the grand scheme of the universe, do I even matter? Unless the internet is still around by then. Thumbs up if you’re watching this in the year 2516. And also, Don’t forget me. Number 8: My dogs (laughing) My dogs just love to sleep on my bed every night. You see, I sleep on a “Twin” Size bed, which is a stupid name for a bed that can fit one person. And I’m actually a twin, so I’m allowed to sleep on those. So I’m not on the “Below Average height” on the height spectrum, So I cover about 110% of the bed, And if me and my dogs are both cognitive enough to plan something out, maybe we would be able to set up a system. I mean they are pretty small dogs I did the math, and they should be able to fit. But my dogs have found that the most comfortable part of the bed is right dead center in the middle. So I just got to “fanaggle” my way into a comfortable position and if the dog leans up against you or sits on your leg, then you are obligated by dog law Not to move. Because you might disturb the dog. And, you love them too much to do that and my bed is right next to a window so i sometimes open the blinds so they can look outside and so they’re both right next to my face but then in the morning if there’s another person or god forbid another dog outside then BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK GRRRRR Jeez that was a long one I just like talking about dogs Number 7: There are as many creatures on your body as there are people on earth And you don’t want to even know how many are living on your bed right now now is this true i don’t know I just saw it on one of those fun fact websites not to fun of a fact I think and not knowing whether of not it’s true is even scarier that means there are probably micro organisms dying on you every second at least 12 of them have died on you since you started watching this video but chances are that some of them are probably doing it on your knee caps on your eyelashes microorganism more like microorgas- and theres two ways you can look at this one being that there’s so many tiny creatures living on me no matter how hard I scrub I’ll never be clean or you’re never alone every night when you hop into that empty bed of yours you’re sleeping with billions of microorganisms you slut Number 6: They never caught the zodiac killer I know he was around in the 70’s but if he was in his 20’s in the 70’s that means his only in his late 60’s early 70’s right now he can still be out there! Who knows what he could be doing maybe even failing at running for president Ugh And also according to some conspiracy theorists They never caught John Wilkes Booth Maybe Booth wants to get revenge Maybe he’s had enough and now HE WANTS TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT! NUMBER 5! Fractals! What are those, you ask? Imagine you’re a farmer and you have infinity fence posts to build a closed pen for your animals and you have to use all the fence posts. And you think ‘Well, first off that’s physically impossible If I have infinity fence posts, then I can’t USE all of them, because I’ll always have more.” ‘HEY! YOU’RE COMPLAINING AND THEORIZING OVER THERE, I JUST BUILT YOUR STUPID PEN AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS” This is a fractal, children. It’s a closed shape with infinite perimeter. What? What? Infinite perimeter? But I can see it. I can measure it Haha no shut up. You’re not looking close enough Lets zoom in. Basically you can zoom up on this pattern forever. That’s just what a fractal is. So since no matter how much you zoom in up on this shape. It will always repeat itself The perimeter of this shape or the fences you use to make it is infinite It’s a closed shape with an infinite perimeter. is the area of this shape infinite too? I don’t know, ask Vsauce DOESN’T THAT BLOW YOUR MIND?! Number 4: Barcode scanners scan the white spaces in the bar code, not the black spaces Number 3: Looking on my phone for hours before I go to bed How many times over skype do you tell your friends “Alright, I’m going to bed now” And then you go to your bed and you pull out your phone and mess around with it for an hour. and I’ve heard some studies saying “Oh looking at computer screens all day makes it harder for you sleep” Which is probably true. Why do I go on my phone every night? and the sad thing is I usually stop looking at my phone Because my battery is going to die. I have a problem. Number 2: The universe is HUGE! WOAH do you realize how big space is? Man we are just a spec in the grand scheme of things This is kind of getting back to my point That nothing really matters Did you know that scientists have found a black hole That’s 12 billion times larger than the sun That black hole is 18 hundred light years long You know you probably could have lived your whole lives Without knowing that… I’m sorry Before we get to number 1, Here are some honorable mentions AND the number 1 thing that keeps me awake at night is YouTube is not a stable job. Because of how long it takes me to make a video I can’t really give my opinion on YouTube Drama Heck I’m still working on my fine bros rant So a lot of you probably know YouTube took away some creators monetization on videos For not being advertiser friendly and they weren’t even telling them about it Now I’m a pretty innocent PG Rated Channel So I didn’t really get affected by this new change at all SEE YA LATER SCRUBS But Dang it! If This shows us anything is that Youtube does not care too much At whats making their website profitable Whats stoping Youtube from saying: “Hey we are going to take 90% of your ad revenue and all your titles have to say Youtube is Great in them” And Yeah, if Youtube makes bad bussiness decisions they’ll go out of bussiness but so will i. so that, that keeps me awake at night So in the last video i said i was gonna read a certain comic because someone said it was racist and i remember looking at the footage frame by frame when i was editing To see if you could actually read it And i thought it was actually good enough that you couldn’t read it but one guy took a screenshot and then enhanced the image and then redrew it now none of his comments got that many likes so i doubt any of you saw it but i still saw it dude! So here’s the racist comic from the last video I made it around Michael Jackson’s death So someone asks “Will Michael Jackson be Black or White in Heaven?” And heres the “Racy” part So he says “He’ll be white because everyone’s PERFECT in Heaven!” And that’s the Joke are you happy? Also i wanted to announce that i’m selling T-SHIRTS! Except i’m not because I’m having some trouble with the Website And i didn’t wanna wait to upload This video just because the shirts were taking a long time I wanna make sure everything’s working before i start selling them but definately keep the lookout for those. I’m Thinking this week Sorry, They’re not ready yet Maybe it’s not working because you didn’t wear your seatbelt

100 thoughts on “Top 10 Things That Keep Me Awake at Night

  1. MadManToss Post author

    Wait I’m left handed
    IM GONNA DIE
    I’m interested if this is true

    Reply
  2. GalaxyGamergirl1836 Post author

    I can kinda relate with number nine, my feet literally go right off the bed, and my bed is metal.. so I’m stuck with 1, a blanket to small for me so my feet are on freezing metal every night ;-; and 2, waiting for a new bed-

    Reply
  3. Mario The Slendytubbie gamer ! Post author

    Flowery the flower from undertale is in this video

    Reply
  4. Monchii Bear Post author

    2:07 me: what the MmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaam( *`ω´)

    Reply
  5. Gustin Taouk Post author

    Of course you matter! If it wasn’t for you we would’ve been singing “life is fun” for the rest of our lives,Oh and 2516 anyone?

    Reply
  6. Kids Olguin Post author

    3:54 you sure you're not a furry? Or did he say something stupid?

    Reply
  7. DekusLilReporter Post author

    I’ve stood up all night watching ants vs spiders

    Reply
  8. You think We have Forgotten? Post author

    Oh my god you guessed it! I’m watching it at night and I have school tomorrow

    Reply
  9. Kat draws Post author

    Thinking you really have more than 100000000.0000000000.00000000000atoms marking up you so really it’s just like nothing comepared to that

    Reply
  10. IcyLuke YT Post author

    One things that keeps me awake

    having a school math exam tomorrow

    Reply
  11. Fairytale Gacha 2 Post author

    Nah it’s fine it’s 5AM on a Thursday 😇😊

    Reply
  12. Nerys Huxley Post author

    John Wilke-Booth is dead James.
    He was around in the american civil war. He probably died in the 1900s.

    Reply
  13. Gunnar Seale_26 Post author

    I know-how you feel James. Instead of a phone, it was a Nintendo.

    Reply
  14. Tilly Hossain Post author

    2:07
    James – I'm a family friendly channel…

    oh really???? -_-

    Reply
  15. Crosscutflyer 25 Post author

    James:if your watching this your probably in your bed at night ready to go to school tomorrow

    Me: I Just got back from school!

    Reply
  16. Lucid instinctZ Post author

    My top 1 thing is staying in my phone I have school tomorrow and I stay on my phone till 11 or 12 and It is 10:40

    Reply
  17. Hatsumi KittyCat Post author

    ( Edit: I'm so so SO sorry for this long and useless comment, don't read it if you don't want to :/ )

    What if……. all our world….. is a simulation where all people'own code is based on learning machine and…. we evolve in our free codes and….. we learn to create our own simulations like the one we are in…… how many before our???? What if…… the light when we die is the day/ hospital light and we born again in another body….. and our phobies are traumatisms from past lives? What if….. it' 00: 14 and I'm writing down this in the comments? I'm born at 00: 07, a few weeks before the date that was forcast, what if it's because I died earlier than I had to? And I instant reborn ;-;
    Hiw big is space? Is there really a fourth dimension we are not capable on seeing? Are we creations? Are we experiences ? Are we a dream from someone, imagined and not real? Are we even real ?!? ;-; who knows? Is the universe trapped in a snowball in someone's room and trying to escape so that it gets bigger? How little are we? Hiw did dust and water arrive in the universe? Were they drops, the universe would be an experience of someone biiiiiiIIIIIIIGGER than us? Even if it's that-wich I really don't think-, where does water from their own world come from? Are they simulations that learn to create simulations too? Why am I thinking of this at midnight again? Are we made of dust? Is the history really true? Dinasaurs and all, maybe they had a concious mind like us, and they created us???? Noooo….. that's becoming…… weird. Crazy. Good night I'll think all alone again.

    Reply
  18. iiAvalanche666x Gaming Post author

    IVE BEEN TO YELLOW STOWSTONE IT CAN ERUPT ANY MINUTE AND EVERYONE WILL DIE

    Reply
  19. trashbroke Post author

    Petition for James to actually make James Flakes™ an actual thing.

    Reply
  20. Emaeyah Bird Post author

    I’m literally live right by yellow stone so when it erupts ILL BE THE FIRST TO DIE

    Reply
  21. DigoryDogery Post author

    2516… Ugh, my dumb time machine won't let me stay here any longer, or else it'll run outta batteries.

    Reply
  22. the snurp show Post author

    4:43 i am left handed . I also want to die. Also it is cool to see another left handed youtuber besides me

    Reply
  23. Ryan safar Post author

    Me sitting in bed
    Start feeling itchy after microorganism speech XD

    Reply
  24. If Kenny Was My Dad Post author

    But everything matters because everything is made of matter

    Reply
  25. Wildflower1211 Post author

    Bro I had my volume up all the way and when the dogs were barking let me tell you I was crying of laughter

    Reply
  26. MARVEL ENT. Post author

    Pause and go to 2:07

    They were really doing with expressions

    Reply
  27. Tvisha Elley Post author

    Hello James is am from the future in the year 2516 and youa the immortal we actually preserved you in an ice cube so people could see you in the museum…..so yeah.

    Reply
  28. Elyza Kristen Pereña Post author

    "is the area of the shape infinite too? i dunno ask Vsauce"

    im dead😂

    Reply

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *